Sunday, March 10, 2013

Surgery Kickstarter!

So I've been playing around with this idea for awhile, but for fun I thought I would post. All options stack, so if you paid my surgery, you would get everything, and probably my heart to. Anything over $25,000 goes to me going back to school, obtaining a house, and down the line paying it forward and helping others in similar situations. 

A portion of my post surgery income (5-20%, possibly more) will be dedicated to returning all donated funds directly to you or to the charity/person of your choosing. I will post my bills and income as they are available, less health expenses, and from the remainder divide up the funds. There is more to this list, which will be updated as I sort out.


Special thank you card.


Email correspondence granted.


Special invite to my social media pages, likes and activity not guaranteed. Exclusive picture section access.


I'll be your best friend on social media! Likes, game requests, I will respond as much and as often as I can. 


I will be your game buddy! Xbox, Wii, iOS, Android, and PC only, Includes but not limited to Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, EVE Online, Halo, Diablo 3, and many others. I am open to other systems, I just do not own them. I am also an achievement whore.


A filmed video of your choosing. Respectable and clean only please! For example you could buy me a dress and I will model it for you.


A date! I am open for anything, from a movie to go karting to paintball to flying to the beach whatever. Oh and I love to eat out and travel!

$10,000 - $25,000+

Two guaranteed dates! Both Pre-Op and Post-Op. If I like you, you are clean, and there is chemistry, you have a chance at being my last and first! 


Your own companion, think Doctor Who

During the wait for surgery and after surgery/recovery, I will be your indentured servant for five years. More accurately consider me your personal maid. I will run your errands, clean your house, wash your car, watch the kids/pets, whatever you needed me to do that is reasonable, respectable, and not "adult." My only requirement is that I am allowed to attend classes to finish my education, and the ability to either work part time to pay for gas or make up any gaps that may occur. Leftover self earnings will go back to you during that time.

Because with $100,000, I would finish school and have the life I could only imagine. A life I have tried so hard to make and suffered intolerable setbacks.

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